3ridan:

well i already know im going to hell

at this point it’s really go big or go home

foodtrucker:

i’m in a ton of mutual follows with super cool people that I never talk to

10000bc:

if something is avoidable then you can bet your sweet ass that i’ll avoid it

(Source: horsefetish)

urbancatfitters:

when u tell someone the same story twice and they’re like “i know u told me” uh im going to tell u again bc my stories are great and u should be grateful im spending so much time on u

aubreyplazamotel:

do u ever stop caring about one direction and then ur like wow that was a nice 5 minutes

thegirlincendio:

Growing up is when you stop being scared of villains and start wanting to have sex with them

If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you

Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it

Good luck figuring out which one

(Source: nontarian)

imnotaserialkiller:

“why is this turning me on” a story of self-hatred and despair.

(Source: karlagathoned)

i am the most stressed out laziest person ever i don’t even know how i do it